Create-A-Spam Card

Yes, an avid Yugioh CACer.

Post any spam card you wish.

Batteryman Breadboard

[Spell]

You can only activate the effect of Batteryman Breadboard once per turn. If you activate this card, you cannot Special Summon other monsters for the rest of the turn.
If you have a Thunder Type monster in your Hand or Graveyard, you can add 1 level 4 or lower LIGHT, Thunder-type monster from your deck to your hand.
And if it was a Batteryman monster : You can Normal Summon it in adition to your Normal Summon / Set for the turn.

If I may ask (lol of course I can, I'm the fucking head admin), what separates regular CACs from "spam" CACs?

Well, spam cards differ from the "serious" cards....

A) Well, see Miracle777's cards.

B) With the same reason of good and quality posts vs. "spam" posts.

C) Make any card you wish.


And, now, for an example....



Cookie Rules Everything
Normal Spell
Activate only if you are Cookie or by eating a whole bowl of minimum 20 cookies; you win the Duel.



See?

Take dis as an example.

Melvin 神
✪✪✪✪ ✪✪✪✪ ✪✪✪✪
[Divine-Beast/Effect]
Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by Tributing 1 "Mega Ultra Chicken" and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. If this card is Summoned, it gains double the ATK "Mega Ultra Chicken" had before Tributed.
ATK/? DEF/0

Well, there's no Mega Ultra Chicken??

Fuck the rules, it is The Winged Dragon of Ra

Look, no stupid YGOCARD tags.

Well, we already have a CAC forum, so I'm moving this thread over there.

Sure, this is the "spam" forum, but this thread fits more into the CAC category.

Thanks for adding it to the new forum, brah.

You're welcome.

Bujinteresting
Normal Spell
Activate only if you control a Beast-Warrior-Type "Bujin" monster. Banish all Spellcaster-Type monsters on the field.

NepNep 闇
✪✪✪✪
[Fiend/Effect]
This card must attack if able. If this card is in Defense Position: Destroy this card.
ATK/0 DEF/0

I made WildWill NepNep into a worthless card.

Powerful Staraptor
Dark
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
[Winged Beast/Effect]
You can Special Summon this card (from your hand or graveyard) by Tributing Two Winged-Beast monsters. If this card attacks, your opponent cannot activate cards or effects until the End of the Damage step. At the end of the Damage Step, if this card battle an opponent's monster: Take damage equal to that monster's attack, and if you do, inflict twice the damage to your opponent, also banish that monster. You can only use this effect of "Powerful Staraptor" once per turn.
ATK/3400 DEF/2100

You know, not all CACs have to go in this thread. If it's (relatively) serious, make a separate thread for it.

If I were to create a separate thread for A Powerful Staraptor, the forum would explode. It's for the good of the people. This Staraptor is simply too Powerful.

"Okay."

Tin of Meat
Monster/Machine/EARTH/level 1/0 atk/0 def
It is Spam because the label said so.

Spam Factory
Field Spell
Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can activate this effect: special summon 1 "tin of meat" from your hand, deck, graveyard, or from among your banished cards. When this card is removed from the field, your opponent must eat 1 can of spam for every monster special summoned by this effect.

Agent Ward
**** / DARK / Warrior / Normal
8000 ATK / 8000 DEF

An expert assassin with powers beyond this ethereal plane of existence. He's also a great liar.

ALL HAIL THE SPAM KING
Normal Spell
If your opponent controls a face-up "NepNep" and you control a face-up "Agent Ward": You win the tournament, also kick NepNep's ass.

Because THE SPAM KING was banned on lolpooj. Again.

Graviton Scorpius wrote:ALL HAIL THE SPAM KING
Normal Spell
If your opponent controls a face-up "NepNep" and you control a face-up "Agent Ward": You win the tournament, also kick NepNep's ass.

Because THE SPAM KING was banned on lolpooj. Again.

Eh, too winmoar. Agent Ward was already gonna win regardless.